TDM #3 (Will cover March and May's Application cycle.)
Feb. 12th, 2026 12:32 am
Test Drive MemeNavigation | Rules | FAQ | Taken | Reserves | ApplyThe TDM is not canon to the game.
Assume your characters have been on the ship for at least a few days and know the general gist of things.
New Top Levels.
Name | type,
Exploring the Noanga
What was once a sleek spaceship some seven kilometres in length is now a semi derelict thing, all matte and dull hull as it travels the stars.
It's once vibrantly decorated halls are now dull, though it's clear they still has some heart and soul left. The ship is somehow still liveable, though the Bangles will beep warnings when a character strays too far from the liveable areas. The sizeable liveable areas, as the Noanga is a pretty big spaceship, in that it was built to hold crew of all sizes, from 3ft tall to a towering 40ft tall. It's all integrated too, with semi-functional teleportals between locations for smaller species to get around with, lifts between decks, and ceilings that are at a constant height of 50ft.
There's lots to do and find, even without being able to get into the engines or control the bridge.
Special: Ahoy, ye mateys!? Defend ye ship!
Somehow you are all now talking like stereotypical Pirates while FIGHTING actual Pirates. For whatever reason, the fae - and it is them - have decided to bless you with some Shenanigans. Or maybe they are just bored. Who knows, but whatever the reason is, everyone is afflicted. (all pets are birds) You think your words perfectly clearly in your head, but every sentence that leaves your lips is twisted into the boisterous, cliché-ridden speech of a sea-faring buccaneer.A Pink Beach Day
Even communication through the Bangle network isn't immune. Actually that might make things more confusing, given the compulsion to add in "Yarrrs" and "Shiver me timbers!".
Worse yet, you are also under attack! Through the mangled corridors they spread, a motley and dangerous crew whose goal is clear: booty and bounty. They are moving with purpose and fanning out through the ship. The sanctity of your strange home has been violated and now you must defend it while talking like them.
Note: No disguises needed off ship here.
It's time again for the beach! Or, a beach made of pink rocks? Huh?!
The sign says its a beach, and you feel it is one in your bones. Luckily for you, it also has crystal clear waters - with a faint pink tint.
But! The beach has an effect - it shares a mundane memory. Nothing horrible or dramatic or personal is shared; but the beach does share a single mundane memory for everyone else to see. You could be picking up a pebble, walking to school, or just chatting to a friend.
Just mind the wildlife; most of it on this beach is predatory in nature.
Somehow you all have 500 credits spending money, too, and can spend it at a single Snack and Soft Drink Vending Machine? Yes, it is, and it stocks all your favourite (Australian) brands. It's also very overpriced. Opps.
The weather is doing what now?
The weather report was not lying. The weather is bizarre for a spaceship!Heatwave! Can you survive the sweltering temperatures of 40+ Celsius with no breeze and the fans that do nothing, while the replicators act up and serve only warm food and drink. Even escaping to the Jungle Park does nothing. It's hot and humid in there!
Downpour! There's no drains. Or if there are, they're overworked and/or clogged or plain broken, so now the hallways become waterways. Hey, at least there's giant rubber ducks to ride on, and some jetskis for those who don't like ducks.
Blizzard! Visibility is a few feet at best, and it's really, really cold. The only places not frozen are the bar/tavern and one tiny supply closet. At least by now there seems to be a supply of blankets to huddle with. And firewood, but that's useless without a fireplace?!
Snow Day! What it says on the tin. The food replicators also provide (sweet or spicy) hot chocolate.
How are you dealing with the Noanga's bizarre internal climate that makes little to no sense for a spaceship?
Rainbow Onesies are Awesome!.
You died. Hopefully not in an embarrassing way, but now you are back on the bridge. You feel fine... except for the brightly coloured, rainbow-striped onesie you're now wearing over your original clothes.
It's not going to come off for a few hours. Poor thing. At least you look colourful? Or just ridiculous.
The Bangle-Net
Test it out! Send a selfie. Live the dream of basic hodgepodge tech. For those techy-people out there, the coding is held together on a prayer, duct tape and string.
You also have Very Basic Wi-Fi, too. But for some reason that is currently broken. :(
The properties of the Bangle are as follows:Video; 0.35 megapixels. Not the best and certainly not up to 2025 standards.
Text; does not include spell check. Extremely basic, like you would find on phones from the 90’s. HTML can and will fail!
Audio; a bit grainy, but serviceable for the most part.
Games: Solitaire and Snake are the only games on it.
A list of All Characters currently in-game. Full names!
Distress Beacon: What it says on the tin. Contact the mod if you press this!
Wildcard!
Make up your own things. Go wild! Who knows, perhaps you'll add to the Game Lore!